Scene 1
FADE IN:
While the narrator is
speaking, a montage of clips are shown in black and white. A female is getting
mugged in broad daylight. A male is shown devastated at his torn-down door tag.
A group of kids are shown being cut in line by an intimidating male. OFFICER
MUFFIN (40s) is shown dozing off only to wake up startled and to be shown
having a light bulb go off. CLAIRE, GABBY, AND ZELDA are each brought into the
office where Officer Muffin explains to them their duty.
NARRATOR (v.o.)
In the year of 2010, the University of Tampa was on
a rapid downward spiral. Walking around in the daytime became unsafe. Nametags
being viciously ripped down. And the line at Salsa Rico having no structure,
with students constantly getting cut. One day, while sleeping on the job,
Officer Muffin had a startling dream; he saw the University being restored, but
only with the help of three very different girls, Claire, Gabby, and Zelda. He called
them into the office, and told them of their destiny and duty to protect the
school from harm. From that day forward, all while keeping their identities
secret, the girls have been protecting the school. They call for justice, but
we call them, “The Security Sirens.”
FADE OUT
The Opening Title appears
on screen.
FADE IN
Scene 2
Claire is doing sit-ups
intensely and her phone VIBRATES. She picks up her phone and there is a text
saying, “New Assignment.”
Gabby is shown doing hair
flips and her phone VIBRATES. She picks it up and has the same text.
Zelda is studying environmental
science when her phone VIBRATES. She picks it up and has the same text.
Gabby is shown pacing
nervously in her room when Claire enters from the left.
Claire
Hey just got the text, what gives Gab?
Zelda enters from the
right.
Zelda
Came as soon as I could. What’s our new assignment
ladies?
Gabby
I don’t know, Officer Muffin should Facetime us any
minute now. Look he’s calling now!
Gabby takes out her phone and
holds it up so the three girls can see.
Three girls
Officer Muffin!
Officer Muffin via. Facetime
Hello ladies. I’m sure you’re wondering about your
new assignment. We’re calling him or her, “The Printurgaler.” They’ve already
messed with the printers in the computer lab, making all the printers only be
able to print out pictures of Fergie on the set of her music video from London
Bridge. Our instincts tell us that he or she will strike again, and it’s up to
you girls stop them! Good luck Sirens. (Hangs up.)
Claire
Sounds like a task only for (three girls together)
The Security Sirens.
Gabby
Let’s split up and look for clues. Claire, you hit
up the gym, I’ll check out in the courtyard, and Zelda, you take Plant Park.
Zelda
(screams) We must defeat the Printburgaler!
Claire
Shh! If you’re too loud, my RA will…
A door busts open, and the
RA enters. His name is HARRY.
Harry
Will you BLIMEY AMERICAN GIRLS KEEP IT DOWN? A
YOUNG CHAP MUST KEEP UP WITH HIS STUDYING.
Harry slams the door.
Claire
What a nightmare! Come on girls we don’t have much
time.
The girls split up.
Scene 3
A montage of clips are
shown as music is being played and the girls search for clues.
First, Claire is shown in
the gym looking keeping a close eye on fellow gym-goers. She sees an iPod on
the floor. She picks it up and examines it for a little before smirking and
running away with it cautiously.
Gabby is shown applying
lip stick outside of the courtyard, spying on everybody. When she sees a
backpack left unattended, she scurries over to it and finds a picture of Kate
Winslet. She sneakily puts it in her purse and hurries off.
Zelda is outside at Plant
Park examining the Spanish Moss and other leaves. When she finds a plant that
looks unsuaul, she makes a perplexed face before sealing it in a plastic bag
and hurrying off as well.
Scene 4
The girls are sitting at a
table looking sad.
Gabby
Guys, this is hopeless!
Claire
Don’t say that!
Zelda
Yeah Gabby don’t give up, mother nature is
signaling to me that we’re gonna nail this Printburgaler.
Claire
Yeah, once he deals with us, he’ll have to leave
the country and go to England or something!
Gabby
England…? Wait a minute, Claire didn’t you say that
the iPod you found at the gym was mostly SClub 7?
Claire
Yeah, so?
Gabby
SClub 7, Kate Winslet, the London Bridge Music
Video… it’s all British!
Zelda
According to my lab results, the different kind of
leaf I found in Plant Park originated from England!
Claire
But what do all these random unrelated British
things mean?
Gabby
It means that Printurgaler is…
Scene 5
Harry is frantically
typing all sorts of interesting on his computer.
Harry (to himself)
This is it! All I have to do is hit enter, and
every printer at this bloody school will only be able to print pictures of
Elton John, Twiggy, and Kate Middleton! Muahahaha… Oh look I have a new email.
Hmm, it’s from The Security Sirens… the subject of the e-mail is justice. Hmm
wonder what that could mean? Would you like to hear the audio of this email?
Why of course, I love emails with music!
Harry Opens the email and “Sweet
Home Alabama” starts playing.
Harry
Oh no! Sweet Home Alabama! The most American song
known to man! I’m melting I’m melting!
Harry melts into a puddle
of smoothie.
Scene 6
The girls are back in the
office with Officer Muffin.
Officer Muffin
Well Sirens, you’ve done it again. The Printurgaler
is dead and it’s all thanks to you. The guys are making breakfast back at the
station. You guys want some English Muffins.
Claire
Oh no sir, no English muffins for us!
Zelda
But maybe we’ll have an omlette…
Gabby
With…
Three Girls
AMERICAN CHEESE!
Everyone fake laughs.
FADE OUT
The End
